What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 02:37

Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds