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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:17
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
No go.
—
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
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Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried