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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 02:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

No, not a chance

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Then came..

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?